Insane in the Membrane

Go on, I dare you:

• At lunch time, sit in parked car w/sunglasses on & point a hair dryer at passing cars to see if they slow down.
• Write 'For Marijuana' on all check stubs.
• Order a Diet Water at a restaurant seriously.
• When money comes out the ATM, scream 'I Won! I Won!'
• Pick up a box of condoms at the store, go to the counter & ask where the fitting room is.
• Take a proper shower in a water fountain: loofah, showergel, ducky and all.
• Everytime someone asks you for something, ask them if they want fries with that.
• As often as possible, skip rather than walk.
• Specify that your Drive through order is to go.
• Go up to a person and speak gibberish, with a straight face... and get annoyed when they don't understand you.
• Walk and then randomly point at the sky and shout "WWWWAAAAAAHHH" in utter surprise
• Sing along loudly at the Opera.
• Interrupt a wedding dramatically and confess to having feelings for the same sex individual.
• When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot, yelling ‘Run For Your Lives!  They’re Loose!’
• Tell your children over dinner, ‘Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go.’
• Use a light pole on the street as a stripper pole, and show everyone your sexy moves in the middle of the day. 

"A sane man is simply a better liar than an insane man"... get crazy once in a while.

If anyone has more funny/insane things to add to the list, please comment. Also if anyone wants to join me in this task, do comment.